Butt Care and New Rides for Bindo and Magellan

  When you ride one thing a rider needs to take care of is your butt. Here are two products we took with us. Anti- Monkey Butt and Bordeaux's Butt Paste. 

  Going 300 to 600 miles a day the last thing you want is swass. That is short for swamp ass. Anyone  who rides a bike or even a horse knows what I an talking about. F-in' Magellan gave Anti Monkey Butt a try. He reported it is a good product. But after 4 hours and 90 degree heat you might want to reapply this powder. 

  I found out about Bordeaux's Butt Paste from Saqul O'Neil. Yep the basketball player. He was at the arena for a pre-season game when he was a Laker. He was looking for his Butt Paste and asked the trainer for it. I kinda smiled. He told me it was good stuff. He said, "he used it for everything." With wind and rain it worked like a champ. Vinny used it on his chapped nostrils.  Maybe the ladies of Hometown Buffet and the White Lane Walmart, you know the ones wearing the moo mos, should use the butt paste for their feet. It won't take care of toe fungus but it will smooth them crusty part. 
  

  Well it now can be told Uncle Bindo got himself a new ride I'm sure by now my sis has been told of his purchase. If not she knows now. It is a nice three wheeler.  
  

  

  

Also, another big purchase was this all wheel drive Yamaha. I'm sure by now Magellan has told Sher about this monster. I don't think he would have found this if it wasn't for the nail in Bindo's tire.

  One other thing. I just wanted to let the Law Dog know I got a call today, area code Casper Wy. The voice on the other end sounded like the one we heard all the way to Rapid City. You know, "Law Dog take me from this place I will be good to you."  I told them Wrong number. That was a nice Bike.